Every Time I Die beinahe bei einem Verkehrsunfall ums Leben gekommen

 

Die Tour wird unterbrochen und am 10. Januar fortgesetzt:

"We really should have died. The first thing that went through my head when I realized our van was doing cartwheels off the i-80 was “I bet Cliff Burton is going through Andy’s head". Then I was all "Fuck! Jordan must have flinched right before hitting the launch ramp we built" then some glass broke, a shitload of poop fell out, the roof was at my feet, Durst (who was surfing on top of the van like Styles in Teen Wolf) was thrown into a perfect 720 double backflip and totally stuck the landing, and my long island iced tea was spilt all over my 1/2 pound of alaskan king crab legs.

We want to thank the Laramie Wyoming police department for arriving at the speed of light maple syrup. Within the blink of an eye (for someone in a 45 minute coma) they (i mean he) was on the scene- belittling, yelling, arguing and refusing to let us stay warm in his police car.

We apologize to anyone in the midwest and western coast looking forward to seeing us, but you will have your chance again soon."